Take a permanent vacation Congress

So much to do.

So so much to do.

And Congress still goes home.

$174,000 a year.

What a waste of friggin money.

Could be a long year for the Giant

New players. New coached.

NEW OFFENSE!

Will Eli be able to adjust?

Will he be open to change?

Will he throw 25 interceptions again?

Bring On the Summer

Sittin’ in my car outside your house
(Sittin’ in my car outside your house)
‘Member when you spilled coke all over you blouse

T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs
(T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs)
We’ve been having fun all summer long

(All summer long you’ve been with me)
I can’t see enough of you
(All summer long we’ve both been free)
Won’t be long til summer time is through
(Summer time is through)
Not for us now

Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills
(Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills)
When we rode the horse we got some thrills
Every now and the we hear our song
(Every now and the we hear our song)
We’ve been having fun all summer long

Won’t be long til summer time is through
(Summer time is through)
Not for us now
Every now and the we hear our song
(Every now and the we hear our song)
We’ve been having fun all summer long
We’ve been having fun all summer long
(We’ve been having fun all summer long)
We’ve been having fun all summer long
(We’ve been having fun all summer long)
We’ve been having fun all summer long

The Price is Right

As a sports fan, you always want to win your games playing against the other team’s best players.

So I found no joy in the Canadians goalie going down with an injury.

But it was not a dirty play. Remotely.

And last night, I thought the Rangers were due for a let down.

Not this team. Not this year.

2014 Stanley Cup!

CNN has Jumped the Shark

Remember when CNN used to be the news source you would always go to first?

Remember when you could trust CNN to stick to the facts?

Remember when CNN ignored media hype and delivered actual news?

Remember when CNN used to be popular?

Now CNN is a joke…a complete and utter joke.

They’ve become a ratings whore and with the exception of a few of their anchors (although I use that term lightly), they are just god-awful to watch.

America has dumbed down and CNN has decided to dedicate itself to this audience.

Sad.

Very sad.

What a winter

No…really…what a winter.

If you live somewhere warm and sunny, you have no idea.

Endless snow.

No power for weeks at a time.

85 snow days for the kids.

Bring. On. The. Spring.

Brett Alan Bern thinks it could be the Rangers year

Something about this team.

Something about this year.

Something about this goalie.

Something about this coach.

Something about this year.

Time to Hang up the Skates Marty

As a Ranger fan, I have all the respect in the world for you.

You are a fantastic goalie.

You are a pure competitor.

You’ve earned your future place in the NHL Hall of Fame.

But 7 goals against my Rangers on less than 20 shots.

Everyone has bad games…but you looked over matched out there.

No shame in saying the game has passed you by.

Brett Bern – Still a Giant Fan

Sure they just finished a horrendous season.

Sure Eli just threw more picks than the rest of the league combined.

Sure they have no running game.

Sure their O-line is decimated.

Sure they haven’t had a strong draft in years.

Sure they will be starting with a new offensive coordinator.

11-5 next year…just you wait and see.

Congress Has a Lower Approval Rating Than Fungus

The 113th Congress has been the least productive in the history of the United States. The entire history.

And yet when asked about it, John Boehner simply says “We’ve Done Our Work”.

Umm…what work is that John. The work of the American People you say?

By the way, I just love how politicians all use the exact same terminology. Not in original thought in one of their small heads.

They’re just finishing up a year in which they’ll have worked 113 days. Unreal.

Where can I get a job like that?

Actually, I don’t want a job like that. If people are paying me (the AMERICAN PEOPLE), I owe it to them to work my ass off.

Congress? Not so much.

Change is up to us folks.