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Take a permanent vacation Congress

So much to do. So so much to do. And Congress still goes home. $174,000 a year. What a waste of friggin money.

Could be a long year for the Giant

New players. New coached. NEW OFFENSE! Will Eli be able to adjust? Will he be open to change? Will he throw 25 interceptions again?

Bring On the Summer

Sittin’ in my car outside your house (Sittin’ in my car outside your house) ‘Member when you spilled coke all over you blouse T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs (T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs) We’ve been having fun all summer long (All summer long you’ve been with me) I can’t see enough […]

The Price is Right

As a sports fan, you always want to win your games playing against the other team’s best players. So I found no joy in the Canadians goalie going down with an injury. But it was not a dirty play. Remotely. And last night, I thought the Rangers were due for a let down. Not this […]

CNN has Jumped the Shark

Remember when CNN used to be the news source you would always go to first? Remember when you could trust CNN to stick to the facts? Remember when CNN ignored media hype and delivered actual news? Remember when CNN used to be popular? Now CNN is a joke…a complete and utter joke. They’ve become a […]

What a winter

No…really…what a winter. If you live somewhere warm and sunny, you have no idea. Endless snow. No power for weeks at a time. 85 snow days for the kids. Bring. On. The. Spring.

Brett Alan Bern thinks it could be the Rangers year

Something about this team. Something about this year. Something about this goalie. Something about this coach. Something about this year.

Time to Hang up the Skates Marty

As a Ranger fan, I have all the respect in the world for you. You are a fantastic goalie. You are a pure competitor. You’ve earned your future place in the NHL Hall of Fame. But 7 goals against my Rangers on less than 20 shots. Everyone has bad games…but you looked over matched out […]

Brett Bern – Still a Giant Fan

Sure they just finished a horrendous season. Sure Eli just threw more picks than the rest of the league combined. Sure they have no running game. Sure their O-line is decimated. Sure they haven’t had a strong draft in years. Sure they will be starting with a new offensive coordinator. 11-5 next year…just you wait […]

Congress Has a Lower Approval Rating Than Fungus

The 113th Congress has been the least productive in the history of the United States. The entire history. And yet when asked about it, John Boehner simply says “We’ve Done Our Work”. Umm…what work is that John. The work of the American People you say? By the way, I just love how politicians all use […]