Archive for 'Brett Alan Bern'

Bring On the Summer

Sittin’ in my car outside your house (Sittin’ in my car outside your house) ‘Member when you spilled coke all over you blouse T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs (T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs) We’ve been having fun all summer long (All summer long you’ve been with me) I can’t see enough […]

I salute you NHL!

I salute you NHL… – For keeping steroids out of your game (mostly). – For having the best dang playoff excitement than any other sport. – For game sevens. – For handshakes after a series. – For taking player safety seriously. – For giving us The Great One. – For the 94 Rangers. – For […]

Tanning in March

Yes, I believe we are in deep doo-doo when it comes to the climate. And no, not simply because we’ve had an unbelievably warm winter where it snowed…once. And no, not simply because it’s been in the 70’s almost the entire month of march. An no, not simply because of all of the crazy weather […]

Brett Bern says GET OUT

A helicopter crash kills 14. A stressed out soldier kilss 19 (including women and children). We are caught burning the Koran. Some of our finest are filmed urinating on corpses. What the hell is going on here? Can somebody give Brett Bern one reason why we should still be in Afghanistan and Iraq? Anybody? Didn’t […]

Game On? More like game over!

This has got to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I was hoping it was just a spoof, but alas, it’s the real deal. It’s white Christians saying that Rick Santorum (the one that hates gays and women’s rights) is the man to lead our country. No seriously. My favorite line? […]

Is Rick Santorum running for President or Pope?

I simply do not understand what Rick Santorum is doing. Does he not know there is supposed to be a separation of church and state in this country? Why is he spewing the bible every chance he gets? And more importantly, how is he winning? Has the right gotten so far off their rockers that […]

Brett Alan Bern Weekly Rant – 4

Here’s what angered Brett Alan Bern this week: – The focus on contraception when it should be about JOBS. – Gary Carter passing away. Only the good die young. – Anything that comes out of the bigoted mouth of Rick Santorum. – The media’s continued celebrity obsession. – Governor Christie promising to veto the same-sex […]

We’re fat

We live in fat country. Next time you’re out and about, take a look around. What do you see? Obesity all around you. The average weight for a male is his 30’s has increased 25 pounds in the last 50 years. That is an amazing statistic. And it’s killing this country. The amount of money […]

Brett Alan Bern Weekly Rant – 3

Here’s what pissed Brett Alan Bern off this week: – Super Bowl over-saturation. And I love football. – Komen defunding Planned Parenthood. Just pathetic. – The continued pouring of millions into the election by the Super PAC’s. – The media’s everlasting love-affair with the orange one, Donald Trump. – Newt Gingrich. But he pisses everybody off. […]

The election and our economy

Here is what I don’t understand. Our economy is in the pits. Four years running now. Unemployment is rampant. The poor are getting poorer. The middle class is disappearing. And yet people and corporations across the country are donating millions of dollars to this years election. C’mon people…put your money to much better use than […]